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Sunday, 18 October 2009

Celebration of SS Day at AMU: Abstract

VC of AMU, Dr. Azis was speaking on the occasion of SS Day in AMU campus. Chief Guest was Dr. Abdullah, Union Minister for New and Renewable Energy. He announced a separate department for 'Renewable Energy' at AMU. India is targetting 20,000MW electricity to be produced by 2020 and AMU will have an important contribution on it.

On this occasion, AMU Chancellor and retired Chief Justice of Supreme Court Justice A. M. Ahmadi conferred the prestigious Sir Syed Ahmad Khan International Award-2009 in the field of Life Sciences.

Welcoming the guests from all parts of the globe, the Vice Chancellor of Aligarh Muslim University, Prof. P. K. Abdul Azis said that the University is on resurgent track. The University has been able to get Rs. 185 Crores for various development initiatives during the XI Plan. The Jawaharlal Nehru Medical College has been declared for upgradation at a cost of Rs. 150 Crore. The Government of India has sanctioned Rs. 50 Crore for starting two special Centres of AMU in Wes Bengal and Kerala. A residential Civil Services Coaching Academy at a cost of Rs. 14 Crore is to start soon. The Schools under the AMU are on a modernization drive. The University is expecting support to the tune of Rs. 85 Crore for creating facilities including appointment of 120 teachers, badly needed at these Schools.

He announced that the Aligarh Muslim University has the 8th Rank among the Indian universities in terms of research publications. The Government of India has granted a sum of Rs. 9 Crore for the promotion of advanced research in the University.

Prof. Azis said that the AMU believes that it has a role to play in making quality education accessible to people in different parts of the country. In response to the status of backwardness brought out by the Sachar Committee, the Aligarh Muslim University has decided to establish 5 special Centres of the University: Murshidabad in West Bengal, Katihar in Bihar, Malappuram in kerala, Pune in Maharashtra and Bhopal in Madhya Pradesh. The Government of India has been graceful in approving the idea and allocated Rs. 50 Crore as a token grant to start these Centres during the current year.

The Vice Chancellor said that the Deans of various faculties of the University have been requested to initiate consultations with Faculty members for preparing e-lessons and e-learning tools. He said that the Controller of Examination is working on the possibility of making online submission of admission forms, online counseling, online admissions, online internal assessment and online University examinations.

We pray to god for the peacefully completion of all above initiative on this auspicious occasion.Ameen.

Sunday, 10 May 2009

Who are the gentlemen?


How to Behave Like a Contemporary Gentleman


from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

Being a gentleman is sure to impress any girl you're interested in (or at least, any girl who is worth the effort!) It's also great to act gentlemanly around parents and grandparents, employers, teachers, and anybody else who might need to think you're great.

Steps


  1. Pay attention to how you dress. You don't have to dress "preppy" but you should make sure your pants, shirts and shoes are of good quality and in good repair. Gentlemen don't wear things that are scuffed, stained, ripped, ill-fitting, or otherwise in bad shape. (See the "tips" section for dress ideas.)
  2. Be courteous when you talk to a girl. Make conversation, but let her do at least half the talking. Look her in the eyes. Don't stare at other parts of her body, and don't lean in too close unless you're about to kiss her.
  3. Practice your handshake. (Shake hands with your friends until you get this right.) You should reach out, grasp the other person's hand firmly but without crushing their fingers, give two up/down shakes, and then release. Shake hands immediately upon being introduced to someone new, and say the other person's name, along with, "Hi, it's nice to meet you." This also applies to girls, but do not squeeze their hand. Hold her fingers and gently shake up and down.
  4. Don't use bad language. A foul mouth is not gentlemanly at all. Try to speak clearly, with your head up, and use correct grammar. Don't use big words if you don't know what they mean. If you don't know much about the subject of conversation, you can keep silent, ask what someone else thinks, or make neutral remarks.
  5. Avoid talking about matters that people might find gross, disturbing or rude. If someone else brings such a subject up, listen politely but don't say anything. (Of course, there are exceptions depending on how well you know someone, and what they would or wouldn't find offensive and disturbing.)
  6. Practice your posture. Gentlemen can appear at ease without slouching, you know!
  7. Keep all your belongings (house, car, etc.) and yourself neat and clean. Don't leave trash lying around or dirty dishes in the sink. Shower daily, wear deodorant (but not too much, cologne or deodorant you can smell from a mile away is offputting) and brush/floss your teeth.
  8. When initiating physical contact other than handshakes, take it slow. Don't touch a person until you have gotten to know them well first.
  9. If you ask someone out on a date, offer to pay for dinner. You can let the girl talk you into splitting the bill in half if you want, but don't let her pay for the entire thing.
  10. If you're visiting somebody's house for dinner, help clear the table. Offer to help wash the dishes.
  11. Pull out the girl's chair and take her coat for her when she sits down.
  12. If you're in a restaurant or out with friends and you are offered alcohol to drink, do not have more than one drink. If you're with people you know well, you can have up to two, but don't have more than that. A simple drink of a high-quality liquor is usually better than a mixed drink with cheap ingredients.
  13. When you're riding on a bus or public transportation, stand up and offer your seat if an elderly person, pregnant mother, or (ideally) any woman gets on board.
  14. However, do not fake this! Women can always tell if you are secretly a sleazy slimeball hiding behind the appearance of a gentlemen. If all else fails, simply remember this - being gentlemanly is about being courteous and respectful.


Tips


    1. When offering a woman your seat, don't wait until she accepts to get up. This gives the impression that you are just doing it as a formality rather than really offering your seat. Instead, get up and then offer the now empty seat.
    2. The key to this maneuver is to know the line between going out of your way to be a gentleman (thumbs-up) and going too far to be a gentleman (thumbs down.) Ideally, you should be able to trust your gut as to what is too far. If you're a novice, it's generally appropriate to go one step beyond what your gut tells you to do. (Chivalry is uncommon, so it will probably feel weird at first.) However, there are a few rules of thumb:


If she would have to push her way through several people to get to the seat, don't do it.
If there is a group and they can't all have seats, don't do it.
If you are sitting with a friend in a pair of seats, either you both do it or neither do. For just one person to do it, creates a lot of weirdness.
If you offer and she declines, try once more. If she declines again, sit down. The key here is to sit down without being even a little bit condescending.
    1. Learn to iron your own clothes, and iron them. Don't expect a girl to do it for you. A gentleman is self-sufficient.
    2. Keep your hair in trim, and keep your facial hair neat if you have any. (If you don't, then make sure you stay clean-shaven. Fuzzy chins are scruffy.) Don't dye or bleach your hair, it should remain its natural color.
    3. For shirts, you should wear button-down dress shirts, polo shirts or sweaters. Shirts with collars are better than shirts without.
    4. For pants, you should wear slacks that are neatly pressed and a conservative color like khaki, navy blue, gray or black. Jeans are okay in informal situations, but they must fit you (no baggy pants) and they must be in good condition.
    5. Always wear a belt. Don't choose a belt with an oversized buckle or a lot of studs on it, though.
    6. Know how to tie a tie and wear it correctly. Wear one when you're being especially formal.
    7. Wear loafers or dress shoes. Make sure your shoes fit you well and are shiny and in good condition. Your socks should always match, of course.
    8. In general, your socks should match your pants, and your belt should match your shoes. If you are wearing jeans, then your socks should match your shoes.
    9. If you're ordering food or drink, don't order something you don't like just because it sounds impressive (like black coffee, escargot or scotch on the rocks). Only ask for something you actually want. It does not look very cool if you ask for something and then don't touch it.



Warnings


  • Don't get piercings or tattoos. If you have them, take them off or cover them up.
  • Treat all women chivalrously, but don't be condescending.
  • When you're making conversation, avoid topics the other person (or people) might find offensive. Don't talk too much about yourself.
  • Don't get drunk under any circumstances. It's not dignified and is very off-putting. (Besides, if you're driving home later, it can be dangerous to you and your date.)
  • Never act as though you're too interested in sex.


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Thursday, 29 January 2009


  
Ask a history teacher 2  explain this----- if he can… !1

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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. 
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. 
Both wives lost their children while living in theWhite House

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. 
Both Presidents were shot in the head 

Now it gets really weird. 

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. 
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . 

Both were assassinated by Southerners. 
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. 

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. 
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. 

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John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. 
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

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Both assassins were known by their three names. 
Both names are composed of fifteen letters. 

Now hang on to your seat. 

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' 
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.' 

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. 
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. 

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. 

And here's the kicker.... 

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland 
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. 

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Useful Information on ATM Machine

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, enter your pin number reversed.

So if your number is 1254 mark 4521.

The ATM machine will give you your money, but will automatically recognize this as a plea for help and will alert the police unknown to the thief.

This option is in all ATM machines, but not many people know this.

Monday, 19 January 2009

Distribution of brainboxes among World population

Demographics:
 o World Jewish Population.  14 million
 o Distribution: 7 m in America
                           5 m in Asia
                           2 m in Europe
                          100 thousand in Africa

 o World Muslim Population: 1.5 billion
 o Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East
                           400 M in Africa
                           44 M in Europe
                           6 M in the Americas
 o Every fifth human being is a Muslim.
 o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims
 o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims
 o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims
 o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion Muslims
  
WHY?
  
 Here are some of the reasons.
  
 Movers of Current History
 o  Albert Einstein             Jewish
 o  Sigmund Freud            Jewish
 o  Karl Marx                      Jewish
 o  Paul Samuelson           Jewish
 o  Milton Friedman           Jewish
  
 Medical Milestones
 o  Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben     Jewish
 o  Polio Vaccine            Jonas Salk                Jewish
 o  Leukaemia Drug     Gertrude Elion          Jewish
 o  Hepatitis B              Baruch Blumberg     Jewish
 o  Syphilis Drug           Paul Ehrlich              Jewish
 o  Neuro muscular       Elie Metchnikoff       Jewish
 o  Endocrinology         Andrew Schally       Jewish
 o  Cognitive therapy.  Aaron Beck               Jewish
 o  Contraceptive Pill   Gregory Pincus         Jewish
 o  Understanding of Human Eye. G. Wald        Jewish
 o  Embryology.          Stanley Cohen          Jewish
 o  Kidney Dialysis      Willem Kloffcame      Jewish
  
 Nobel Prize Winners
 o  In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes whilst 1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners
  
 Inventions that changed History
 o  Micro- Processing Chip. Stanley Mezor            Jewish
 o  Nuclear Chain Reactor   Leo Sziland                  Jewish
 o  Optical Fibre Cable       Peter Schultz               Jewish
 o  Traffic Lights             Charles Adler                    Jewish
 o  Stainless Steel         Benno Strauss                 Jewish
 o  Sound Movies           Isador Kisee                     Jewish
 o  Telephone Microphone Emile Berliner                Jewish
 o  Video Tape Recorder Charles Ginsburg             Jewish
  
 Influential Global Business
 o  Polo               Ralph Lauren                  Jewish
 o  Coca Cola                                                    Jewish
 o  Levi's Jeans     Levi Strauss                  Jewish
 o  Sawbuck's       Howard Schultz             Jewish
 o  Google           Sergey Brin                    Jewish
 o  Dell Computers   Michael Dell                   Jewish
 o  Oracle        Larry Ellison                   Jewish
 o  DKNY        Donna Karan                  Jewish
 o  Baskin & Robbins     Irv Robbins                  Jewish
 o  Dunkin Donuts   Bill Rosenberg                   Jewish
  
 Influential Intellectuals/ Politicians
 o  Henry Kissinger , US Sec of State                     Jewish
 o  Richard Levin, PresidentYaleUniver sity             Jewish
 o  Alan Greenspan , US Federal Reserve               Jewish
 o  Joseph Lieberman                                           Jewish
 o  Madeleine Albright , US Sec of State                 Jewish
 o   CasperWeinberger , US Sec of Defence            Jewish
 o  Maxim Litvinov , USSR Foreign Minister             Jewish
 o   DavidMarshal , Singapore Chief Minister            Jewish
 o  Isaacs Isaacs, Gov-GenAustralia                      Jewish
 o  Benjamin Disraeli, British Statesman                Jewish
 o  Yevgeny Primakov, Russian PM                       Jewish
 o  Barry Goldwater , US Politician                         Jewish
 o  Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal                    Jewish
 o  Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM                    Jewish
 o  Pierre Mendes, French PM                              Jewish
 o  Michael Howard, British Home Sec.                  Jewish
 o  Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor                  Jewish
 o  Robert Rubin , US Sec of Treasury                    Jewish
  
 Global Media Influential
 o  Wolf Blitzer,  CNN                                             Jewish
 o  Barbara Walters   ABC News                             Jewish
 o   EugeneMeyer , Washington Post                      Jewish
 o  Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine                        Jewish
 o  Katherine Graham , Washington Post                 Jewish
 o  Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times                       Jewish
 o  Max Frankel, New York Times                           Jewish
  
 Global Philanthropists
 o  George Soros                                                  Jewish
 o  Walter Annenberg                                            Jewish
  
  
Why are they powerful?   why are Muslims powerless?
Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.
  
 o  In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500 universities.
 o  In USA alone, 5,758 universities
 o  In India alone, 8,407 universities
 o  Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500 Ranking Universities of the World
 o  Literacy in the Christian World  90%
 o  Literacy in the Muslim World     40%
 o  15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%
 o  Muslim majority - countries ,       None
 o  98% in Christian countries completed primary
 o  Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.
 o  40% in Christian countries attended university
 o  In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.
 o  Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims
 o  The USA has 5000 per million
 o  The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.
 o  Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.
 o  Muslim World spends on research/developmen t 0.2% of GDP
 o  Christian World spends 5 % of GDP
  
 Conclusion.
 o  The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.
  
 Another way of testing the degree of  knowledge is the degree of diffusing knowledge.
  
 o   Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens
 o   Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens.
 o  In UK book titles per million is 2000
 o  In Egypt book titles per million is only 17
  
 Conclusion.
 o  Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge
  
 Applying Knowledge is another such test.
 o  Exports of high tech products from   Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports.
 o  In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%
 o   Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%
 o   Singapore alone is 68%
  
 Conclusion.
 o  Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge.
  
 What do you conclude?    no need to tell the figures are speaking themselves very loudly we are unable to listen
Advice:
Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let them and make them learn to pass; b/c if they can't do it now, they can't ever).
We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to identify and explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge, our creativity, our literacy...And nothing else.